It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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