Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
there is glitter all over my balls
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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