I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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