just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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