how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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