ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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