No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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