I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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