32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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