so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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