peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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