Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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