Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
