$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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