Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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