maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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