I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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