you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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