Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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