Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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