You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
