420 ftw
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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