Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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