OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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