she looked like the before picture.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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