Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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