id be glad to
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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