Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We were destined to go to rehab together
sex in a hospital.. check
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
