We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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