Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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