Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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