Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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