How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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