I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Damn victory sex feels great
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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