doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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