she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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