I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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