at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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