i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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