when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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