oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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