thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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