i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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