Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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