any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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