Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
His nipple licking is glorious
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