This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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