You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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