I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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