the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize