Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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