omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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