I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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