it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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