i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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