Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Me too!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You ruined the universe
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