Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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